theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

(via bloodredandicecold)

mishacollinsisarealangel:

captainlucifer:

hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard

this shouldn’t be so funny. i’m not even in this fandom. 

(via misha-kaz2y5-collins)

thebloggerknownasgeeknip:

sinterwoldiers:

Tony being a dork and entering every room just before Bucky does so he can loudly announce that winter is coming

He is a Stark, after all.

(via scyllaya)

Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between Hemsworth and Evans. I think they’re pretty evenly matched. I think it would go to the ground. Then I think it’s me, Ruffalo, and Renner in a quote-unquote three-way in which I lay waste to them with sleeper holds but then we cuddle. And then it is Hiddleston versus Johansson if I am not mistaken. That probably just winds up in dinner at a five-star restaurant somewhere. — Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via mrscatalano)

(via scyllaya)

thetinkertoyboy:

disneyscouples:

DISNEY LOVE

I love that at first she thinks it’s misogynistic, and isn’t afraid to call him on it, but then we see him do what we almost never see a male superhero do : He admits he’s scared. 

He’s not trying to belittle her, he’s not trying to tell her or even the kids that they’re not strong, 

He’s trying to protect what he loves most because he’s terrified of losing them. The big, giant robot ripping apart BUILDINGS doesn’t scare him at all compared to losing what he loves.

I love this movie for so many reasons, but this scene is one of the bigger ones. A hero movie where the males are allowed to be emotional without appearing weak? A hero movie where females are allowed to be strong without being callous or woefully 2D? A hero movie where children are allowed to explore their potential instead of being shitty sidekicks?

YES PLEASE.

(via needlesslydefiantwithtea)

alwaysblind:

daddycroft:

how fuckin terrified do u think harry would be if his scar started hurting again tho like omg

harry potter age 35 gets a sinus infection that causes shooting pains into his forehead he is next seen screaming and running naked in the streets of london firing expelliarmuses into the air

(via thecaptainsbonnet)

thatsonofamitch:

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
image
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

now we know why the cow is laughing

(via castiel-angel-of-the-lord)

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

(via castiel-angel-of-the-lord)